Another Great Pro-Bush Argument

George W. Bush can level this accusation at his opponent: "If the Senator from Massachussets is so smart, then how come he didn't use all the resources at his disposal to keep himself out of harm's way during Vietnam. Most people my age -- including myself -- used every possible resource to avoid the bloodshed. That required cunning and imagination. My opponent not only squandered the opportunities that were right under his nose, he actually went out of his way to find the trouble. What can you say about a man who squanders the natural resources he is given and instead insists on doing things the hard way?

Then he has the temerity to come back to the U.S. and complain. Well what in the world was he thinking? Did he think it was going to be a rose garden? Did he think that everyone was just nuts for not wanting to go fight? He's a slow learner, that opponent of mine, and he learns things the hard way. I don't know if that's what you want in a president, but if it is -- if you want someone who won't seize opportunity and who wastes the privileges that y'all would've loved having -- then he's your man.

But if you want someone who saw opportunities for a better life -- especially for himself -- and took advantage of those circumstances because that's what America is all about -- and that's what I did -- then I'd appreciate your vote.